Impregnated pizza, ah dreaminess
Pepperoni fetuses
Attached by a mozzarella umbilical
New Haven connoisseur Quaalude phantasm
Morrison was thrown in the clink in New Haven
Close enough to NYC to be semi-hip
Far enough away so that pizza and Jim
Put it on the map next to Martha Stewart's vagina
Impregnated Yale students
Skilled enough to self abort
Only losers and students ride the bus
I had my pass laminated, I'm both
I prefer impregnated hot dogs
So I moved to New York City
Home of the giant chili weiner
                                                               
"I prefer impregnated
hot dogs"
by Angela J. Perry
The Elm City Pie Prescription