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"I prefer impregnated hot dogs"
The Elm City Pie Prescription

Impregnated pizza, ah dreaminess

Pepperoni fetuses

Attached by a mozzarella umbilical

New Haven connoisseur Quaalude phantasm

Morrison was thrown in the clink in New Haven

Close enough to NYC to be semi-hip

Far enough away so that pizza and Jim

Put it on the map next to Martha Stewart's vagina

Impregnated Yale students

Skilled enough to self abort

Only losers and students ride the bus

I had my pass laminated, I'm both

I prefer impregnated hot dogs

So I moved to New York City

Home of the giant chili weiner
                                                                By Angela J. Perry